What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Sure.

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Me : Thank you.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Me : No

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do you view men and women who cheat?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

He : Tea ?

He : Then let's have some coffee